Monday, July 07, 2008

The best thing about You Tube

Do you ever get too old to appreciate the best thing about You Tube, i.e. well scrubbed, All-American girls singing into a webcam? I hope not.

Christine Gambito(San Diego shirt) and her cousin Jana Verdes



Perusing Christine "the Slip" Gambito's videos continues to crack me up. In this one, she recreates KevJumba's mom teaching him to drive a stick shift. Her imitations are serious comedy in the tradition of Flip Wilson, John Belushi, Eddie Murphy. This video is kinda boring until Christine appears to begin the driving lesson, at about the 2:30 mark. So, fast forward if you wish.

Put it in Purse
"Calm down! Calm down! You be calm!"

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Tate loves America

My cousin;
whom -
having urinated on a flag
during a notorious
diaper changing incident -
has reformed his protester ways and
has seen the light:
Tate loves America,
Hippies smell.

It's still Independence Day Weekend!

And I'm having such a good time!
But, I just remembered: I don't completely trust you.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Caroline B. Glick is sexy

Especially between her ears.

Failures

Can't get enough

of this visual, and all it implies:


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Those are not victims in that photo. Those are not children. Those are adult men and women with minds of their own.

There are still people who insist Iraq is a disaster which cannot succeed. Persons who hold that view - if they see this photo - must either:
1) change their view, or
2) declare these 1,215 Iraq experts either to be in denial, or to have terrible judgement.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Wow, another picture

worth 1000 words. Video.

A picture is worth 1000 words

Here.

An old one I remembered. Scroll halfway down to see the photo. Also, if you've never read the essay, take a few minutes. You'll be happy you did.


Happy Birthday, America.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Barack lied

Update:

Barack called a second press conference to reinforce that he will withdraw all troops within 16 months.

Lefty blogs interpretation: he said "stable", but he didn't mean it.

My interpretation: sure he meant it. "Stable" means we are winning - which we obviously are. Barack has talked all around all sides of Iraq just as he has talked all around all sides of almost every issue. But, in every debate, Barack said "I will end this war immediately". He gave speeches throughout Spring 2008 in which he again and again repeated "I will end this war in 2009". So, believe whichever side(s) of Barack's surrounding the issue you wish to believe, but I say Barack is a liar, and he's danged sure not Mr. Hope and Change(TM).

Whatever Barack says he has said before, he has surely said it - as he has said almost everything about everything - except for "stable." Barack has never said "stable" before. "Stable" is new. Barack and the left are now trying to skew the plain meaning of "stable". Gosh, whatever is the meaning of "stable"? What could the word mean?

"16 months" used to mean Iraq was a lost cause. Now it means:
I need to win the election, then figure a way to finesse things.
Barack is prepping the ground for the eventual finessing - imo - as no one actually knows what this flim-flam artist will do. We've come to the point where Barack can say "16 months" and have everyone immediately go:
I know he said that, but what will he really do?.
Even the left blogs - which protest that Barack has not changed his position - nevertheless do not know what Barack will do. Barack is a known unknown.

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1. Jan 2007: "Withdraw from Iraq immediately".

2. Presidential Debates: "Withdraw from Iraq immediately".

3. Spring 2008: "Withdraw within 16 months".

4. June 2008: "Withdraw based on conditions".

5. July 3, 2008: "Withdraw when Iraq is stable" .

You can see how Barack has been walking away from his long-held "immediate withdrawal" position. Stable is his strongest yet walkaway from "immediate". Stable is plain language - and is no more complicated than 3rd grade vocabulary. "Stable" is identical to Pres. Bush' policy. Michael Crowley, writing on the left wing The New Republic blog:
Correct me if I'm wrong but I immersed myself in Obama's Iraq plan for a recent story and don't recall him making withdrawal contingent on stability. If he really means this, it strikes me as a pretty significant new principle.

Posted: Thursday, July 03, 2008 3:05 PM with 7comment(s)
Allahpundit: At long last, the ultimate flip-flop is at hand.


"We Are the [Dupes]" , by Will.I.Am.



"Basically, I just want the war to end."

"he's almost like a revivalist for a lot of people's souls."


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Barack's clarification on Iraq, by Iowahawk.

SMU Helmets: Return to White

A Handsome helmet. My personal preference is still the blue helmet. However, considering the atrocities which are possible, I applaud SMU.

SMU will wear white pants with either a red, blue, or white jersey. The important thing: whichever jersey they wear will comprise a dominant color scheme for that game. SMU will not make the fatal mistake of over-mixing red and blue. Kudos, Mustangs.

Related: SMU's Classic Helmet
Also related: Uniform Atrocities

Grasping at the wind

Commenter:
"Wretchard, I'll be honest. When you ask "What is truth", I get really confused. The truth about what? Dinosaurs?"
Wretchard said...
The truth about Obama. The simple facts about him. You'd think they'd be easy to get. That you'd at least know the religion or background of a person who was running for President of the United States.

The surprising thing is that the simple facts are surprisingly hard to find. That's not to say that the facts don't exist. But tell me, why are we arguing to this [day] about this subject[?] Is it because the VRWC has invented this subject or is it because the whole trail is as murky as hell[?]

When Barack is forced into taking a position, he a) nuances to the max; b) frequently changes the position anyway. Barack has flipped on the following:

  1. Federal Campaign Reform: supported; now opposes for himself; promises to reform.
  2. NAFTA: opposed while campaigning in Ohio; now supports. Once slapped Hillary from Cleveland to Cincinnati and back. Now says "I used overheated rhetoric" in Ohio.
  3. FISA Bill: opposed (with great moral fervor); now supports. Here's Obama opposing the FISA Bill in 2/08, on the occasion of accepting Chris Dodd's endorsement for President:
    I’ve been proud to stand with Senator Dodd in his fight against retroactive immunity for the telecommunications industry. Secrecy and special interests must not trump accountability.
    New Politics in action. Oh well. See what you want to see. Everyone else does.
  4. Gun Control law in D.C.: Opposed D.C. handgun rights in 11/07; now supports.
  5. Iraq: opposed last week, now supports. (What is the difference between Barack's current position: "slow withdrawal based on conditions" and Bush' position: "As Iraqis stand up we will stand down"?)
  6. Welfare Reform: opposed in 1996; now supports.
  7. Death Penalty: opposed in 1996, now supports.
  8. Marijuana: opposed current criminalization laws in 1/04; now supports.
  9. Illegal Immigration: opposed crackdown on businesses in 3/04 ; now supports.
  10. Gay Marriage: supported, then opposed, now supports. Nuance.
  11. Unified Jerusalem: supported, then opposed (the very next day).
  12. Presidential level Ahmadinejad negotiations w/o preconditions: supported, now opposes. (now favors preconditions by another name: "preparations").
  13. Iran's Revolutionary Guard: opposed designation as terrorist organization; now supports.
  14. Unions: opposed as "special interests" contributing to Hillary; now supports as "representatives of working people" contributing to Barack.
  15. Jeremiah Wright: supported; now opposes. "Not the man I knew".
  16. Tony Rezko: supported; now opposes. "Not the man I knew".
  17. Flag Pin: supported, then opposed, now supports. Nuance.
  18. Michelle Obama: "Not the woman I knew".

I might've made that last one up. Don Surber:

[Liberals] are throwing away all their principles to elect [Obama]: Campaign reform, NAFTA, FISA, gun control — even the Iraq War. Everything must go in this wholesale sellout of the liberals. I am greatly amused.

Question: Don’t all politicians do this?

Answer: Especially the politicians who pretend to be above the fray. I am greatly amused
.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

How, indeed

Thomas Pyle, President of the Institute for Energy Research:
Members of Congress have been ... pounding podiums for the news cameras, but they have done nothing to increase American oil production by even one single barrel. [...] American taxpayers own the federal lands, and they own the vast energy resources that lie beneath them too. If the federal government continues to withhold these supplies, how is it any different from OPEC?

Media reaction to Tim Russert's passing

Evan Sayet:
So, what is it about Russert that is engendering this kind of passion amongst the leftists in the media?

I suspect it is their recognition of the passing of the last decent man amongst them. Listening to their eulogies one is struck by how what they single out as the qualities that made Russert great are exactly the one's the rest of them violently reject.

Russert had -- and respected -- his Jesuit roots and Catholic faith. This amongst people to whom faith is the greatest of all evils and whose hatred for Christianity (and specifically Catholicism) is legend.

Russert appreciated the people of small town America.
[...]
Russert was optimistic and happy -- exactly the opposite traits of the Modern Liberal who is constantly angry, jealous, petty and feeling "victimized." Americans are optimistic and happy. Russert was an American.

What we are witnessing in this unprecedented coverage of Tim Russert is the leftist media mourning the passing of the last decent man amongst them. And it could not come at a worse time for the good people of America as we are left only with people whose values are exactly the opposite of Russert's and whose work shows it.
[...]
Tim Russert wasn't blessed with some superhuman powers. He was merely a throwback to a mindset lost to Modern Liberalism. He will be missed.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Funny spoof - except its real!

Greening the summer political conventions is harder than previously thought. The butterfly effect spreads exponentially:
...Denver's Democratic mayor, John Hickenlooper, who challenged his party and his city to "make this the greenest convention in the history of the planet."

Convention organizers hired the first-ever Director of Greening, longtime environmental activist Andrea Robinson.
[...]
Ms. Robinson suspected modern-day delegates would prefer air conditioning. So she quickly modified the mayor's goal: She'd supervise "the most sustainable political convention in modern American history."
[...]
She hired an Official Carbon Adviser, who will measure the greenhouse-gas emissions of every placard, every plane trip, every appetizer prepared and every coffee cup tossed. The Democrats hope to pay penance for those emissions by investing in renewable energy projects.
[...]
To police the four-day event Aug. 25-28, she's assembling (via paperless online signup) a trash brigade. Decked out in green shirts, 900 volunteers will hover at waste-disposal stations to make sure delegates put each scrap of trash in the proper bin. Lest a fork slip into the wrong container unnoticed, volunteers will paw through every bag before it is hauled away.

"That's the only way to make sure it's pure," Ms. Robinson says.
[...]
Compostable utensils, she says, are often shipped from Asia on fuel-guzzling cargo ships. As for the plates: "Is it better to drive across town to have china delivered to an event and then use hot water to wash it, or is it better to use petroleum-based disposables?" she asks.

The convention's greening gurus say they're doing the best they can with the most current information available.
We all want to do the best we can ... without going to irrational extremes which hurt humans more than they help.

Obama campaign coordinating attacks which touch on McCain's military service

Political professionals do not comment on such things without first coordinating with the campaign. It just is not done. Therefore, we can see the Obama campaign is asking select friends who have military experience to hit McCain on his military record:



  • Bill Gillespie, Dem. candidate for Senate in Georgia

  • Tom Harkin, Dem Senator from Iowa

  • Jay Rockefeller, Dem Senator from West Virginia

  • George McGovern, former Dem Senator from S. Dakota

  • Wesley Clark, former Dem Presidential candidate, current advisor to Obama campaign

  • Rand Beers, former advisor to the Kerry campaign, current "informal advisor" to the Obama campaign

That's six, count em, six Dem military veterans who have attacked McCain via touching on his military service. Ed Morrissey, from May 20:


...three Democrats and Obama supporters on the record as attacking McCain’s 24 years of service in the Navy: Gillespie, Jay Rockefeller, and Tom Harkin, as well as unnamed “colleagues” in the Matt Bai hit piece in the New York Times. The criticisms sound remarkably similar; all of them question the quality of his service, claiming that he grew up as a child of privilege and had his career handed to him, in a role where he didn’t know what combat was really like. He had a “silver spoon”, was “Navy royalty”, and so on.

McCain's military service speaks to his character - and specifically to his sense of honor and duty. McCain refused an opportunity to go home early and leave other POWs behind - thus risking his life, and ensuring his own discomfort - out of sense of honor and duty.

McCain's military service does not speak to his decision-making competence as a potential POTUS. I can't imagine very many voters believe it does.



The more the Obama campaign mentions McCain's service, the more voters are reminded of the good character which is highlighted by that service.



Why, then, is the Obama campaign seeking to attack McCain in this fashion?

The answer, I think, is the Obama campaign's misreading of the 2004 Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. The Obama campaign does not realize the SBVT hurt Kerry by telling actual truth. The SBVT had material to work with. The Obama campaign thinks the SBVT were typical political operatives. The Obama campaign has drawn the wrong lesson, i.e.: attack your opponent's strength. The proper lesson should be: attack your opponent where he is massively lying.



Reporter Thomas Libscomb has written a definitive summary of the Kerry/SBVT saga.