Recap - I: Grandview, Texas:
Grandview Gravy? Denied!
Grandview Gravity? Denied!
Grandview Grasshoppers? Denied!
Actual mascot: Grandview Zebras
Recap - II: Tuttle, Oklahoma:
Tuttle Turtles? Denied!
Actual mascot: Tuttle Tigers
III: Frisco, Texas:
Frisco Freedom? Denied!
Frisco Treats? (Mascots = pretty wrappers around individual candies. Marketing tie-ins can raise funds for the school district or the athletic department. When football team gains a first down, band plays final line of the Rice-A-Roni jingle; or the jingle of whatever candy company has a marketing tie-in with the school.) Denied!
Actual mascot: Frisco Racoons
IV: Rolla, Missouri:
Rolla Fallas? (Helmet emblem = three overlapping autumn leaves) Denied!
Rolla Maulas? (Mascot = masked professional wrestler w/Jersey accent) Denied!
Rolla Koalas? (HOW could anyone NOT choose ROLLA KOALAS?!) Denied!
Actual mascot: Rolla Bulldogs
I weep for the school-spirited children of our nation.
`
`
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment