Tony Romo and Yoko Ono

There's a song somewhere in that title.
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Without Yoko in attendance: 12-1.
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With Yoko in attendance: 0-1.
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13 for 36.
3 interceptions.
Total offensive output: 2 FGs.
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Yoko Ono screwed up four guys in a band.
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This chick is gonna Yoko an entire NFL franchise.
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Tony Romo has outstanding mental and emotional make-up. On and off the field, he's exactly what you want. He has natural leadership qualities. To think of athletes with better mentality, and better poise, you start thinking of people like Magic Johnson and Joe Montana.
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I thought Tony Romo was bulletproof. I thought his down-to-earth upbringing, his long struggle to make it to the top, and his mid twenties maturity would save him from suffering much negative impact from fame and publicity. Tony's teen-aged dream girl was probably the only thing in life which could have screwed him up. She is Kryptonite with a 95 IQ. I can't believe it's happened. There she stands, a nightmare come to life: blond from a bottle, breasts from a plastic surgeon, and the spirit-of-the-trailer-park giveaway detail: too much eyeliner and eyeshadow. I doubt Tony can even see what she looks like. All he can see is what he dreamed of at age 16.
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The worst part is she is a succubus. She will introduce whining and negative thinking into Tony's life. He doesn't need that. He needs down-to-earth. He needs his natural, positive qualities reinforced in his home. He doesn't need a succubus draining his natural leadership qualities from him. This is disaster.
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Wikipedia:

In Western medieval legend, a succubus ... is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.

Tony Romo is doomed.
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Since the Cowboys are now Yoko'd into having no shot, I hope Brett Favre and the Packers can make it to the Super Bowl.