Jason Kidd: the gift that keeps on giving

Jamaal Magloire signed with Dallas partially b/c Jason Kidd is in Dallas.

Now Tyronn Lue has signed with Dallas, instead of with Denver, partially b/c Jason Kidd is in Dallas.

Tyronn Lue Song
(sung to tune of "Saturday, in the Park", by Chicago)

Tyronn Lue on the court
flingin from the three point line
Tyronn Lue on the court
flingin from the three point line
Cuban dancing Westphal laughing
DJ scratchin on the PA
wacka wacka ho's and bitches
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Tyronn Lue

Tyronn Lue on the court
flingin from the three point line
Tyronn Lue on the court
flingin from the three point line
Avery talkin Popeye smilin
Mascot on the trampoline
Dunking for us all
Will you help him throw one down
Can the Mavs win it (yes they can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Tyronn Lue

Slow motion replay of Ginobli flopping down
Tim Duncan still can cry to the refs his own way
Listen Avery all is not lost
All is not lost

Funny days at AAC
Every day the refs job the Mavs
Funny days at AAC
Every day the refs job the Mavs
Opponents reaching opponents touching
Dirk's mad about the no calls
Oh my he's really mad
If they want it, really want it
Can the Mavs win it (yes they can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Tyronn Lue

Charley Rosen on Tyronn Lue, when Lue was traded to the Kings:

Tyronn Lue is a career backup at the point-guard slot. Although he has quick hands on defense, Lue's best asset is his ability to score — especially in clutch situations. He does this with an accurate jumper that he can unleash from downtown and also on tricky pull-ups and fades. Lue definitely has the speed and the talent to be a game-changer. As he approaches his 31st birthday, Lue's uptempo skills show no sign of fading.

Now that Tyronn's a Maverick, Charley Rosen probably believes he has slowed down a lot, and is a shadow of his former self.