Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones, defending his drafting of WR Dez Bryant despite Bryant's reputation for always being late to meetings and events:
"We had a President who couldn't get there on time: Bill Clinton. Seriously. But, boy, when he got there, he brought the wood!"
Jones' comment created laughter in the room, whereupon Coach Wade Phillips immediately announced: "That's it. We've got some other things we need to do", and hustled Jerry out of the press conference.
I love the Dez Bryant pick. Love it. Feels like an old time Cowboys pick of an electrifying player.