I dedicate this to my recently deceased friend, Rik O'Rand, who was the lead singer in a Journey tribute band. I just heard, yesterday, of his death. I grieve. My heart is heavy.
When I played golf, I walked quite a few golf courses with Rik. He was a good golf partner, and a good friend. He would've enjoyed - as we waited on a tee box, for someone to clear the fairway ahead of us - he would've enjoyed joshing about Kid Rock lyrics.
When I first began playing golf with Rik, I still sometimes fudged my scores. Rik never, ever did that - under any circumstances. He inspired me to integrity, and to honor, and to the richness of life to be found there.
Cowboy, by Kid RockYou live on an interesting block
Cowboy...cowboy...
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop, find a spot to pimp
Then I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the mostfun lyric, that
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the starsbad idea
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Zip to Tijuana, I wanna roamTijuana also = bad idea
Find motown and tell them fools come back homeinterpretation: round up my Motown crew, which is drunk and scattered all over Tijuana, and get them back across the border to the U.S. ... I predict crew attrition.
Start an escort service, for all the right reasonswhat are the right reasons? a healthcare plan for the girls? profit?
And set up shop at the top of Four Seasonsthe hotel will look the other way while you conduct business - why wouldn't they?
Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoyEveryone wants to be a Dallas Cowboy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy, baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shiningthrough the hole in the Texas Stadium roof
Cowboy babyundrinkable idea
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a cowboy babyno, I want to be a Cowboy QB, not a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day"like dust in the wind" is one of those illogical lyrics a writer reaches for out of desperation to find something to rhyme. I love those out of place, illogical lyrics.
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mindagain: bad idea
I once was lost, but now I'm just blindcall 911
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rightsrights?? fights? Again, a desperation reach to rhyme something with "Fleiss"
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss"Tex" you are not.
And if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' Sunset Blvd with a bottle of BecksBecks! Finally: an action of which I approve
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glassThis also seems an unhealthy idea. Am I the only one who keeps noticing unhealthy ideas?
And said, [radio edit]
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce n' the whores
No remorse for the sheriff, in his eyes I ain't rightPlayin to the demographic..
I'm a paint his town red, then paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeusall together now: BAD IDEA!
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my keyBecause you were failing to follow police instructions only a couple of verses back! Sheesh.
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failureWell, if you are provoking police, then: yeah.
I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight outta the trailerheh
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a MickMantle? true dat
My only words of wisdom are just [radio edit]
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine
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