Friday, April 03, 2009

Friday Hotness

Public service:  Hottest Girls of the Final Four

As a loose rule:
beginning at the Canadian border, females gradually get hotter as you progress further and further southwards towards the I-70/Mason-Dixon Line.*  Below the Mason-Dixon Line, all bets are off, and debate over comparative hotness may begin.**  

Unfortunately, only one Final Four school lies below the Mason-Dixon Line.  Therefore, University of North Carolina automatically has the hottest girls in the Final Four.  Debating the issue is a futile waste of time.

*NYMetro Area, Chicagoland, and Madison, WI are exceptions to the loose rule.  

**Note that both Overland Park, KS and Prairie Village, KS are below I-70.

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