Authentic Arkansas Razorbacks

President Obama gets off the helicopter in front of the White House. He is carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "nice pigs, sir."

The President replies, "These are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker Pelosi."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

Thanks to Emjay - a Texas Rangers fan, but not a Pelosi fan.